The Last Ditch by Tom Paine

Link: Crazy People (1990).

Mrs Paine and I were recalling the film "Crazy People" this morning. Older readers will remember it was about a stressed ad executive (Dudley Moore) who enjoys surprising success when his
fellow mental patients help him devise such honest slogans as:

"Volvos; they’re
boxy but they’re safe"

We wondered what would happen if political parties took the same approach and over breakfast we came up with:

Labour (pace Sir Bob Geldof):    

Give us your ******* money!

LibDems:                                    

If you like being dumped on, vote for us

Conservatives:                        

We’re not nasty anymore, but we could be.

I am sure you must have better suggestions.