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A riddle

A young man graduates from an Oxbridge college. Left-wing in outlook, he advises all his fellow-graduates that they should become teachers in state schools in order to "put something back into society" by way of compensation for their "privileged backgrounds." The young man himself comes from a family that owns a castle North of the Border and an elegant house in London. At his 21st birthday party, his parents supplied pheasant from the family estate. He is not going to become a teacher to "put something back." He is going into journalism, but will not be working his way up from any local rag. He begins work later this year for a national newspaper.

Which newspaper? Go on, guess.

7 responses to “A riddle”

  1. DC Avatar
    DC

    Is it The Daily Mash? 😉

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  2. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    Telegraph?

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  3. David Davis Avatar

    Guardian’s too obvious….Mirror? No, only trash-people buy that. Only “workers”.
    Telegraph’s too full of lefties already. No vacancies.
    I bet you it’s the Observer or the NOW.

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  4. Mac the Knife Avatar
    Mac the Knife

    Daily Fail? innocent look

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  5. Tom Paine Avatar

    That the Guardian was too obvious was rather the point! What a sophisticated readership I have. B^)

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  6. Kinderling Avatar

    “Which newspaper? Go on, guess.”
    So I gave the path many have trod.
    “That the Guardian was too obvious was rather the point!What a sophisticated readership I have…”
    If I ever wanted to see the feminine spirit in action this retort is it. The set-up and put-down.

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Tom is a retired international lawyer. He was a partner in a City of London law firm and spent almost twenty years abroad serving clients from all over the world.

Returning to London on retirement in 2011, he was dismayed to discover how much liberty had been lost in the UK while he was away.

He’s a classical liberal (libertarian, if you must) who, like his illustrious namesake, considers that

“…government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.”

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