The Last Ditch by Tom Paine

THE LAST DITCH

You too can look this good

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 Gordon Brown's make-up instructions left in taxi – Telegraph.

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  1. Transparent Brush. Foam all over.
  2. Small pot under eyes, dimple, creases, blend in.
  3. Clinique. Super balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall, and
    ears. Shut eyes over lids then with make-up pad smooth over liquid.
  4. Powder (dark brush) terracotta Guerlain, all over

It seems no-one in the Labour Party has the strength to give this hapless, jinxed man his political quietus. Maybe Clinique or Guerlain will offer him a sponsorship deal? Please, anything to get his hands out of the public purse.

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    Ian Hunter

    A large pot of vanishing cream wouldn’t go amiss

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Tom is a retired international lawyer. He was a partner in a City of London law firm and spent almost twenty years abroad serving clients from all over the world.

Returning to London on retirement in 2011, he was dismayed to discover how much liberty had been lost in the UK while he was away.

He’s a classical liberal (libertarian, if you must) who, like his illustrious namesake, considers that

“…government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.”

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